Delivered Pizza
2009
Pizza
I don’t think I’ll be able to get away with this for a long time but since I am still recovering, here it is. I’ll have a real recipe next week, promise.
Ingredients:
1 – Phone (and phonebook if needed)
1 – Address
Money (to taste)
Instructions:
Find the phone number of the pizza joint of choice. Once found call the number.
After being placed on hold for five to ten minutes, tell the grumpy operator whom you can hardly understand, what you would like to order. When they tell you they are out of that, order the second choice.
They will tell you the total, don’t try to figure it out, you will give yourself a headache. About an hour later, there will be a knock at your door. It will be the pizza. Give the delivery driver the cash and a few bucks extra for a tip, if they are polite and kind and brought you the right thing. A good tip helps with good service next time you order.
Food Safety:
No matter what they say on the phone, be polite. Strange things have ended up in delivered pizza due to rudeness on customers parts.
